Baloo

That little bit of spit on the foresight makes all the difference. At least in all the old Cowboy films it did. Good luck all, not much longer now.

Gone quiet on here for a few Days, are you all banter'd out or is it just you want to keep your heads down till the draw. Just in case you risk saying the wrong thing?

Just had a thought, could win the Widowmaker, AND all these.

OK, so I have 2 numbers, that means I could win all 5, WOW. Now that would call for a party, a very small one of course.

You come knocking SS and we will have a bit of fun Fly shooting.

Too many kites for me to banter on each One, or is it? Anyway, just imagine I am bantering. These are the Ones I would like most I think, for a chilling Day, just put them up and sit back and chill.

Nope, the nice shiny guns I mainly use for shooting fly's. I find shooting at anything bigger is too easy. Even the RNG dont like fly's.

What is that you are saying, wish you wouldnt use such small writing, difficult for me to see, my Dr said if I keep sniffing gun powder it would affect my eyes! Will have to get a magnifying glass to try to read it.

Will the RNG be going with you John?

Dont forget the PM I sent to John telling him none of you were interested in this One :-) Oh and dont forget, even if you hadnt told John you wernt interested, I would still have more chance then you.

Wish John would draw this One early, not sure how much longer I can keep these daft comments up.

Never, not my mate the RNG. You you you you you nasty man you. Even suggesting the RNG might not hold to his promise of letting ME win this One.

Take the hint RR, The RNG just dont like you :-)

Now that is the One I missed of my list, the RNG and me need each other like John and TK.

A Disclaimer. Any cutting remarks I make on this thread are meant to be taken within the scope of wit and banter. If I have offeneded anyone I most sincerely apologise, especialy the RNG. I am in full support of all the loving friends and family on here, especialy the RNG, and would hate to think that my comments might be in any way taken in the wrong way, especialy my very very good friend and sort of not human at all Brother the RNG. I most sinceerly wish all of my friends the best of luck in the upcoming draw, however you all have NO chance whatsoever as the RNG has assured me it is my time to win. You might as well all withdraw, yep, thinking about it that would be the right thing to do, I will drop John a PM saying that ALL the rest of you have decided to withdraw from this One as you realise you have no chance whatsoever. WOW, I think this might just be my most mischievous post to date.

Impartial you say, Inhumane you say, Machine you say, HOW DARE YOU, how VERY dare you. The RNG is a beutiful caring entity who is merely misunderstood. As so many geniuses in society are.

Hmmmmmmm, sounds like you are getting awfully "chummy" with the RNG, for some reason Chummy you call it, more like Morcamb and Wise, Laurel and Hardy, Chips and Salt, Kites and lines. Chums you call us, we just can't exist without each other.

THIS is why I'm here; its not the prizes, or the great info, or the tutorials...... Its the wit. Pete, that was genius. I love puns! HEY RNG PICK ME PICK ME Thought you said you liked puns, HEY RNG PICK ME, that aint much of a pun SP :-)

OK John, whatever you, and my VERY good friend The RNG decide to do is fine by me.

The Right To Arm Bears, LOVE it Pete. Please imagine my crawling up the side of my chair after falling off with laughing. Trying to type with tears streaming down my face. Somehow the above is SO much more descriptive than ROFLMAO

Think I have said it B4, and I will say it again, you dont want to make me angry. But dont forget I have respect for the other lovely animals living in my Forest. Just those blooming Hedgehogs, keep trying to steal my kites.

Glad you are having fun Terry, welcome to the Forum, your One stop Shop for Kite flying junkies.

Oooooppppsss. Sorry Guys, been distracted from all this sillyness and witty banter, snide comments, hurting remarks and just plain old fasioned fun by the shinyness of some new rifles. Only bought 3 this week! No worry though, still got my full bag of kites. So where are we on this One now then. Who's turn is it to win?

Well, kidnapped is a bit of a strong description, offered it a kind invitation to stay might be better. And subliminal suggestions, must admit I did play it some nice comforting musac! As for John, what did I tell you, oh you of little faith. Told you it was nothing to do with John. John, please let me apologise for Wayne, he knows not how hurting his comments about you might be. I think as punishment his chance at winning this time should be withdrawn. In fact, if you could manage to withdraw all the numbers except mine that would be great. (thought I would bring it back to about the kite rather than about my VERY good friend, the RNG.

OK SP, so why do you think I am a Bear for goodness sake? Must admit it is a bit better than a Newt. Then again thinking about it a Newt wouldnt be so bad as according to rumour they are always inebriated!!