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This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you

receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via

any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life

completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take

two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote, known as

Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or

Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote

repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5

friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your

life.

Or go fly a kite :)

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