Grandpa Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP.. BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster... faster... BUMP.. BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and then............................................................................ ............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 So either we're supposed to fill in the punchline, or I missed it. ~Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant man Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 ??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 It's a groaner And then.......................... The coffin stopped! Sorry Not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant man Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Hmmm... still don't get it. ~Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Barresi Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Cough syrup... Coffin stopped... *weak chuckle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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