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While at WSIKF this summer, I did some filming of some guy flying a lot of dogstake. Great footage, he was going all out and we got a good 20 minutes of footage that became a pretty sweet video... However, just as we wrapped up, someone walked up and pointed out that the flyer had split the crotch of their pants in all the flurry of activity and I just came across this list for your perusal, maybe it will come in handy...

Top 20 ways to tell someone that they split their pants again :

20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5. Laddie, you have popped your leading edge!

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

And the number one way to tell someone that they split their pants again :

1. I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.

:shifty:

(ps. we repaired the rip that evening however, during his demo the next day, he blew it out again...next time? extra strength ribbing...)

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Mmmm hmmm... Yeah.

Top ten things you want to see if your pet monkey is capable of Doing!

10.)Mowing the lawn.

9.)Washing the dishes.

8.)Selling bananas.

7.)Beating your sibling over the head with a newspaper.

6.)Maintaining a personal home page.

5.)Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner.

4.)Ordering Pizza.

3.)Being a telemarketer.

2.)Putting together a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle.

1.)Holding public office.

Okay, now let's all play...

I topped out at 302 mph... Must be the motivation is strong. :shifty:

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oh my dear god, I may never stop laughing at this...

Out of that list tho, the only thing i have never done is hold a public office. Yet.

:shifty:

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Now thats one VERY well developed forearm impulse is sporting. Not sure I wanna know why he has such speed tho...

I still can't break 300

but, I'm old and slow.

;)

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As a matter of fact....

he DOESSSSSSSSS have a superrrrrrr mouse...

**dances to the new jams... ***..

thought my computer had been invaded by split yer pants earth monkeys.. sheeeeeeeesh.. lol

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Is there a way to get a link to the monkey? I can't click on it from this computer or it will kick to outlook and have a melt down our computer guru informed me. A couple of the girls wanted me to send it to them. My computer died yesterday and we're getting a new server at work on Fri. Guess that's what I get for bragging about how my computer never gives me problems. lol

ewwww

BB

Penny

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All I show is "quotations"... No {}.

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     <param name="movie" value="http://www.kitelife.com/forum/uploads/monkey.swf">
     <param name="quality" value="high">
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That should solve your problem anyway. ;)

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