Grandpa

Overheard outside English 101 class -

The freshmen were called upon

to make sentences with words

assigned by their English professor.

Benny raised his hand to participate

in the challenge of making a

sentence with the words "Defeat,"

"Defense," "Deduct," and "Detail."

Benny stood thinking while all the other

freshmen awaited his reply.

Smiling broadly, he proudly proclaimed,

"Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."