Grandpa

Here's a solution to all the controversy

over full-body scanners at the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that

will not X-ray you, but will detonate any

explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone,

and there would be none of this crap

about racial profiling and this method

would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant.

I can see it now: you're in the airport

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