A dear old friend of mine went through his midlife crisis... He bought a Harley, got the leather vest, the t-shirt, the biker jeans and boots, the little round sunglasses, the beard and ponytail... the only thing he lacked was ink.
We were having lunch when he reached across the table for the salt and I noticed he had a tattoo on his arm. Two lizards head to tail. It looked familiar to me but I couldn't place it.
When I asked he remarked...
Who would have believed that soft drink would be so #&*%ing popular...
He had a SoBe tattooed on his arm.
After I got my laughter under control I asked if we were still friends... we are... and I still laugh with him and his lizards.